According to my unscientific survey, most creators of children’s literature and YA literature thought that Britain should remain in the European Union. They did not see the EU as without problems, but rather understood that remaining a member was far more advantageous than leaving. Here, then, are a few responses to the Brexit vote. I’ve gathered some from Oliver Jeffers, Malorie Blackman, Lucy Coats, Neil Gaiman, John Green, Guus Kuijer, Andrew Prahin, Philip Pullman, J.K. Rowling, Stephen Savage, Bob Shea, and G. Willow Wilson. UPDATE: Added Patrick Ness and Michael Rosen.
Did I miss any of your favorites? Â Let me know, and I’ll add them.
Oilver Jeffers
Source: Jeffers’ Instagram.
Malorie Blackman
Just woke up to the bad, sad news. The days of a ‘United’ Kingdom are now numbered.
– Malorie Blackman (@malorieblackman) June 24, 2016
Feel so desperately sad for my daughter and her generation who will have to live with full impact of this result. Sorry, love.
– Malorie Blackman (@malorieblackman) June 24, 2016
Lucy Coats
“Now is a another country. They do things differently there.”
– Lucy Coats (@lucycoats) June 24, 2016
Well said, Gary. RT @GaryLineker: Whatever the result, Farage will always be a dick.
– Lucy Coats (@lucycoats) June 24, 2016
Just had the most heartbreaking conversation with lovely daughter. I am so sad for all the young people & their now uncertain futures.
– Lucy Coats (@lucycoats) June 24, 2016
I feel the same way as @Sally_Nicholls – I love you all, my friends. *holds out hands and heart* 💜💜💜💜💔https://t.co/PjpQhUrn4K
– Lucy Coats (@lucycoats) June 24, 2016
Neil Gaiman
Dear UK,
good luck.
I am afraid you are going to need it,
love
Neil.
– Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) June 24, 2016
John Green
The biggest contraction of wealth in the United Kingdom since 1921 occurred over the course of five hours. https://t.co/RQMeSiooEn
– John Green (@johngreen) June 24, 2016
Guus Kuijer
Ik denk dat Groot-Brittannië uit elkaar gaat vallen. Zo zielig!
– Guus Kuijer (@GuusKuijer) June 24, 2016
According to Google Translate, this is: “I believe that Britain is falling apart. So sad!”
Ik begrijp het eindelijk: ‘vaderlandslievend’ betekent dat je nergens bij wil horen.
– Guus Kuijer (@GuusKuijer) June 24, 2016
Translation, courtesy of Vanessa Joosen:Â “I finally understand that being a patriot means you don’t want to belong to anything.”
De Noordzee blijft even smal hoor. Dat wel.
– Guus Kuijer (@GuusKuijer) June 24, 2016
Google Translate: “The North Sea remains as narrow though. Though ..”
Het grijze establishment wint van het jonge volk.
– Guus Kuijer (@GuusKuijer) June 24, 2016
Google Translate: “The gray establishment outstrips the young people”
Uit Twitter gaan: ‘Twixit’? Een overweging waard.
– Guus Kuijer (@GuusKuijer) June 24, 2016
Google Translate: “Go out of Twitter: ‘Twixit’? Worth considering.”
Patrick Ness
Criminally incompetent Prime Minister, pitifully incompetent opposition. We’ve done this to ourselves. So let’s get to fixing it…
– Patrick Ness (@Patrick_Ness) June 24, 2016
I wonder if newly independent Scotland would be okay with all the money my own immigrant scum self puts into the economy?
– Patrick Ness (@Patrick_Ness) June 24, 2016
Haven’t felt this bleak waking up since that time I accidentally slept with a magician.
– Patrick Ness (@Patrick_Ness) June 24, 2016
The perversity of anxiety is that when the worst finally happens, I’m actually calm because I don’t have to worry about the worst happening.
– Patrick Ness (@Patrick_Ness) June 24, 2016
This last one is a response to Mr. Trump’s characteristically idiotic statements, made just after he landed in Scotland:
You’re high, aren’t you? Admit it, you’re actually high right now. https://t.co/59aLLXkm9k
– Patrick Ness (@Patrick_Ness) June 24, 2016
There are more Brexit-related Tweets in Ness’s feed.
Andrew Prahin
The good news: the home outside of London we might one day buy will be dirt-cheap. The bad news: we’ll be barred from living there. #Brexit
– Andrew Prahin (@AndrewPrahin) June 24, 2016
Philip Pullman
We had a headache, so we shot our foot off. Now we can’t walk, and we still have the headache.
– Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman) June 24, 2016
I’d like a strong centre-left party, please. As soon as possible. Labour was abject, helpless, out of touch, dreary, incompetent, moribund.
– Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman) June 24, 2016
The following day, Pullman published an editorial, “on the 1000 causes of Brexit,” which includes two paragraphs that I’m excerpting primarily because they offer the strongest parallels to the U.S. media’s complicity in facilitating the rise of America’s fascist orange dumpster fire:
Then there is the tendency of our broadcast media to be seduced by strong personalities. The oafish saloon-bar loudmouth Nigel Farage was indulged with far too many appearances on Any Questions and Question Time. Producers seem to have felt his dog-whistle racism to be amusingly transgressive.
Similarly, Boris Johnson, a liar, a cheat, a man said to have betrayed a journalist to someone who wanted to beat him up, a shameless opportunist, an idle buffoon, to name but a few of his disqualifications for high office, was flattered over and over again by programmes such as Have I Got News For You. Without the completely needless exposure these two gained from the generosity of TV and radio, they would have found it harder to spread their lies and not-even-quite-covert racism during the referendum. They’d have been starting from a different place.
In the next paragraph, he identifies David Cameron’s “flippant, careless, irresponsible” decisions as the “immediate cause of the disaster.”  Read the entire piece at The Guardian.
Michael Rosen
You can read Michael Rosen’s modest proposal, “Time to cull old people,” on his website. Â It begins like this:
Good evening
on what is a historic moment in history,
a truly momentous moment
and I want to take this opportunity to discuss something
which up until now has been swept under the carpet:
old people.
Quite frankly there are too many of them.
I’m going to say it simply
and you can quote me on this:
there are too many old people in Britain today;
we can’t cope
they’re putting pressure on our public services,
they’re forcing wages down through doing low-paid jobsand volunteering all over the place;they’re hanging about on street corners
talking to each other in their own odd ways
they go to their own special places
segregating themselves off from the rest of usfailing to integrate.
As I say, read the rest of it on his website, and remember that it’s satire – specifically, a commentary on the fact that those in favor of Brexit were older, and that a lot of the pro-Brexit rhetoric was anti-immigrant.
J. K. Rowling
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted magic more. https://t.co/gVNQ0PYIMT
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
Goodbye, UK. https://t.co/HMRA0AnlWR
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
That’s just as well, Andy. https://t.co/YUSHv9rIqo
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
Scotland will seek independence now. Cameron’s legacy will be breaking up two unions. Neither needed to happen. https://t.co/4MDj7pndcq
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
I love you, Sathnam*, and London too.
* In a way that should make neither of us uncomfortable #British #emotional https://t.co/SIuHd5D0Zn
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
Always good to kick off by showing you don’t understand a key issue. https://t.co/gTDaDPpLIL
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
Brexiteers like the cheating man shocked he can’t stay in the spare room for 2 years while he sorts himself out. https://t.co/Xvjfr6ifPv
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
This is what happens when you try and fix a faulty watch with a hammer. https://t.co/kJSLNfkNnB
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
Proud to be part of #TheIndecentMinority https://t.co/wb91hJm1n8
– J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 24, 2016
Stephen Savage
Sad signage. #BrexitVote #Brexit #UKreferendum pic.twitter.com/tyB9gykF57
– Stephen Savage (@Savageartist) June 24, 2016
Bob Shea
Besides the current pandemonium in scone futures, anyone else terrified that this is the harbinger of a Trump presidency?
– bob shea (@bobshea) June 24, 2016
G. Willow Wilson
I just want the Queen to ride out of Buckingham Palace on a velociraptor, brandishing a veto stamp.
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
Seriously. 2016: official garbage year. https://t.co/133wQ9bM0y
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
Apparently all the humorless Brexiters who thought I was serious missed the part about the velociraptor. https://t.co/udjrnunwOb
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
If we in US learn 1 lesson from Brexit before Nov, let it be this: mocking the rural poor is not a great way to get their votes.
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
Starting TODAY, the words “redneck,” “hick,” “white trash,” “hillbilly” etc need to disappear from our language, esp in ref to Trump-voters.
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
Frankly, they never should have been okay to use in the first place. We’re all angry, but this kind of bigotry goes against our values.
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
I spend a loooootttt of free time with rural southern pro-trump guys (who make up the majority of the PvP guild I keep talking about).
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
They are not stupid or evil. What they are is disenfranchised and pissed off and yes, not terribly well-educated, but whose fault is that.
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
They are not going to be shamed and bullied into voting Democratic.
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
And I’m not so naive to think they will immediately stop doing and saying awful things if we give up pejoratives, but it’ll be a start.
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016
Not suggesting we tolerate racism. But responding to racism with classism fixes nothing, including the racist. https://t.co/BvDlqA1nq5
– G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) June 24, 2016